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Okay, so we're not exactly sure how to classify this performance. We think that this may be the 'Sacrificial Virgin Dance' portion of the Easter service at Beavercreek Church of the Nazarene in Beavercreek, Ohio. However, we're not 100% certain of that. Our first thought was that they had hired a local stripper to help make the church relevant, but the stripper pole was missing sooooo we had to come up with another theory. Take a look, maybe you can come up with a better theory as to why this was part of an Easter Service. One thing is certain, this has nothing to do with Christianity or Christ's resurrection.
Makes you wonder how Christianity survived until now, that is without the help of the Batman story.
Thanks to Church on the Rock for their efforts to save the story Jesus' bodily resurrection from the grave. It was obviously too boring by itself and need to be rescued by the heroic and entertaining efforts of the Dark Knight.
Our special thanks to Ed and Lisa Young for this edifying bit of churchly marketing.
From the church that brought you the sermon series Jesus Wants You To Stop Whining...
comes this moving re-make of the most beloved and over used kitschy theo-poem of all times...
Yah know, if you attend a church that uses a hymnal and doesn't have a stage you'll never have to hear/see this song performed during a "church" service. But if you attend Ed Young's church Sex Therapy Group then you had to endure this hymn alternative this past Sunday.